Def Comedy Jam is Back....A letter to Mr. Simmons.

Damn Russell,

All it took was 10 years, and a divorce from Kimora for you to bring back the illest comedy show of all times huh?

Many have tried and failed, carbon copies came and went, Comic View, Diddy presents the Bad Boys of Comedy... and so on and so forth. Now that I am finally old enough to watch it, without sneaking, Def Jam is back! Thank You.

I do have one request, can you please give Martin Lawrence his job as host back. Don't get me wrong, I love Mike Epps as the host, and think he was the perfect choice, it's just, ummm, well I'm going to be blunt...Martin owes me $72!

That's $8.00 for the last 9 movies he put out (You're a multi-media, millionaire mogul, do the math) Basically, every movie after "A Thin Line Between Love and Hate" was crap. I should have learned my lesson, after the first couple movies, but I had faith in my dude,he was at one time my favorite comedian, you know.

So now I have to settle for corny ass voice overs, in kiddy movies my 4 year old daughter doesn't even want to see. Isn't it bad enough, he has too watch his ex-wife, cheer her 2nd husband, Emmitt Smith on, every week on Dancing With the Stars? I hear he is waiting for Kid 'N Play to makeup so there will be a House Party 5!

Just do me this one favor, and give Martin something to do on Def Jam, and we will call it even, for me having to look at you sit in that girly yoga position,(barefoot mind you) everytime you appear on Run's House. Deal???? Deal!