The latest development in the Houston/Brown, divorce front, is that Bobby is staying in LA, with Karrine Stephans (Yes the Video Vixen) and has reportedly asked for a brand new car, in exchange for payment, to do a guest apperance on a reality TV show.
The show declined his request, and it looks like Bobby will be asking Superhead for $1.65 in for busfare.....
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Condolences to The Simmons
I'm reporting this, with a heavy heart as prayers and well wishes are sent out to Rev. Run and Justine with the loss of thier new born baby girl. Tuesday, Sept. 19th doctors delivered the baby via c-section, with complications, and she died a short time later.
Diddy's Daughters
The Saga Continues....Let's just hope that reports of this pregnancy do not saturate the magazine circuit, like Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes or Brangelina for that matter. With that said, it's confirmed Kim and Diddy are having twin bundles in pink blankets.
Thursday, September 21, 2006
Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Def Comedy Jam is Back....A letter to Mr. Simmons.
Damn Russell,
All it took was 10 years, and a divorce from Kimora for you to bring back the illest comedy show of all times huh?
Many have tried and failed, carbon copies came and went, Comic View, Diddy presents the Bad Boys of Comedy... and so on and so forth. Now that I am finally old enough to watch it, without sneaking, Def Jam is back! Thank You.
I do have one request, can you please give Martin Lawrence his job as host back. Don't get me wrong, I love Mike Epps as the host, and think he was the perfect choice, it's just, ummm, well I'm going to be blunt...Martin owes me $72!
That's $8.00 for the last 9 movies he put out (You're a multi-media, millionaire mogul, do the math) Basically, every movie after "A Thin Line Between Love and Hate" was crap. I should have learned my lesson, after the first couple movies, but I had faith in my dude,he was at one time my favorite comedian, you know.
So now I have to settle for corny ass voice overs, in kiddy movies my 4 year old daughter doesn't even want to see. Isn't it bad enough, he has too watch his ex-wife, cheer her 2nd husband, Emmitt Smith on, every week on Dancing With the Stars? I hear he is waiting for Kid 'N Play to makeup so there will be a House Party 5!
Just do me this one favor, and give Martin something to do on Def Jam, and we will call it even, for me having to look at you sit in that girly yoga position,(barefoot mind you) everytime you appear on Run's House. Deal???? Deal!
All it took was 10 years, and a divorce from Kimora for you to bring back the illest comedy show of all times huh?
Many have tried and failed, carbon copies came and went, Comic View, Diddy presents the Bad Boys of Comedy... and so on and so forth. Now that I am finally old enough to watch it, without sneaking, Def Jam is back! Thank You.
I do have one request, can you please give Martin Lawrence his job as host back. Don't get me wrong, I love Mike Epps as the host, and think he was the perfect choice, it's just, ummm, well I'm going to be blunt...Martin owes me $72!
That's $8.00 for the last 9 movies he put out (You're a multi-media, millionaire mogul, do the math) Basically, every movie after "A Thin Line Between Love and Hate" was crap. I should have learned my lesson, after the first couple movies, but I had faith in my dude,he was at one time my favorite comedian, you know.
So now I have to settle for corny ass voice overs, in kiddy movies my 4 year old daughter doesn't even want to see. Isn't it bad enough, he has too watch his ex-wife, cheer her 2nd husband, Emmitt Smith on, every week on Dancing With the Stars? I hear he is waiting for Kid 'N Play to makeup so there will be a House Party 5!
Just do me this one favor, and give Martin something to do on Def Jam, and we will call it even, for me having to look at you sit in that girly yoga position,(barefoot mind you) everytime you appear on Run's House. Deal???? Deal!
Flavor of Love Spinoff ???
Not since, "Being Bobby Brown" have I been so embarrased by a television show, yet enthralled to watch a show at the same time. So how fitting that another Black, B-list, Ex-Crackhead, Celebrity has there own reality show on a failing network.
One question...Black America, is Flavor of Love, our answer to ABC's "The Bachelor"? Man....I thought UPN's "The Player" was bad......I'll give it up to Flav and the Ladies, this show does make good television, but damn! Porn Stars and Strippers, Beauty Queens w/ cold sores, White girls, fakin' the funk.....This show has everything, except common sense.
Ladies and Gentleman, this show is Guilty Pleasure TV at it's finest. New York, the castaway from last season, has reprised her role as resident troublemaker, gets my award for the "The Saltiest Chick on a Reality Show" move over Omarosa.
There has been buzz around VH1 studios, that there will be a spinoff to the show, with a female charachter handing out the clocks (or whatever) in the works. Lips are sealed on who the female shall be, but I have a feeling it will be New York, (government name Tiffany Patterson) is like a Miracle Bra for ratings. She holds 'em, & keeps 'em up.
As long as I don't have to bear witness to Flavor Flav, force his tongue down anymore womens throats, while they get their 15 minutes of fame, and try not to vomit on screen, I'll watch the spinoff. See if you can count how many cigarettes New York can smoke in one episode. (I think she has me beat!)
One question...Black America, is Flavor of Love, our answer to ABC's "The Bachelor"? Man....I thought UPN's "The Player" was bad......I'll give it up to Flav and the Ladies, this show does make good television, but damn! Porn Stars and Strippers, Beauty Queens w/ cold sores, White girls, fakin' the funk.....This show has everything, except common sense.
Ladies and Gentleman, this show is Guilty Pleasure TV at it's finest. New York, the castaway from last season, has reprised her role as resident troublemaker, gets my award for the "The Saltiest Chick on a Reality Show" move over Omarosa.
There has been buzz around VH1 studios, that there will be a spinoff to the show, with a female charachter handing out the clocks (or whatever) in the works. Lips are sealed on who the female shall be, but I have a feeling it will be New York, (government name Tiffany Patterson) is like a Miracle Bra for ratings. She holds 'em, & keeps 'em up.
As long as I don't have to bear witness to Flavor Flav, force his tongue down anymore womens throats, while they get their 15 minutes of fame, and try not to vomit on screen, I'll watch the spinoff. See if you can count how many cigarettes New York can smoke in one episode. (I think she has me beat!)
LaLa's a Baby Momma...
After the on again-off again, engagment of NBA hottie Carmelo Anthony, to the not so hot, MTV VJ, LaLa Vasquez the couple are expecting thier first child and both are very excited about the bun in the oven.
I guess after 2 years of wearing a ring, LaLa decided Baby Momma, trumps wife anyday.
Homegirl has her game face on, and is planning for the future. We all know MTV retires thier VJ's once they hit 30 and her clock is ticking....she has 3 years left.
I'd opt for being a Stay At Home, NBA-Mom, too.
Kanye said it first "Get down girl, go head, get down."
I guess after 2 years of wearing a ring, LaLa decided Baby Momma, trumps wife anyday.
Homegirl has her game face on, and is planning for the future. We all know MTV retires thier VJ's once they hit 30 and her clock is ticking....she has 3 years left.
I'd opt for being a Stay At Home, NBA-Mom, too.
Kanye said it first "Get down girl, go head, get down."
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